The TurboCozmo Files
     
The TurboCozmo Files

The Exclusive

Rare Top Secret Photos

Rare and Deadly Photos pt2

Rare and Medium Well Photos pt3

The hall of Turbo the Cozmo

Not Rare at all but they still are photos pt4

RARELY ANY

Up and Comings

Secret Messages

What is this doing here

My Laboratory

You asked for it

Get out while you still can

Order from my CATALOG NOW

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HOLA
What you have just stumbled upon is complete and utter nonsensicle nothingness. As your host TurboCozmo Id like welcome you with a hearty handshake and hope that your stay does not overstimulate your mind.........


although I believe it is best to leave this as the opener seeing as I wrote it at 3 in the morning on the first day I made this site I must also add something like this.
SIX FEET OF UPDATES FOR YOU not THEM
TODAY

2.02.03 WOW a whole month with no updates arent you so sad well go here i updated that thing THE STOP


12/29/02 WOW christmas is already over wow mang. Well turbo the cozmo is getting more and more ready to play every minute that goes by that he's not preforming is another agonizing one. anyways Christmas was great for me hope it was for you. call my new cell fone. WHITE RIOT


12/15/02 fInals will be over tuesday papers are all done yippee. Lots of Scrooginess you should all come see me. I've been thinking lots about my life need to figure stuff out. Otherwise ROSA, ERNIE, NANCY, BABY O. and my sisters new BABY GIRL and maybe someday i too can _______

12/2/02 TODAY is the second day of christmas happy JESUS' BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY... anyways go look at RARELY ANY and fix my computer now!!!@)$#U@)(&# so ya OH AND SOON TO COME THE TurboCozmo Catalog just in time for christmas


11/24/02 so ya the new thing with me is that im now staff on
http://www.jetzionradio.tk JET ZION RADIO so go check it out ill have pages up there soon enough


11/22/02 its spelled U.P.D.A.T.E i havent spelled it correctly in a while but i just remembered how today lucky for you. check out the rare's number #4 thats four for all of those of you who can't read. Sublimenal message time go play metroid happy birthday katy


11/08/02 No i just updated yesterday--that is an example of a lie well look around and find things to make you smile a lot oh yes and email me at my new site email turbocozmo@yahoo.com


10/27/02 soo i havent dun an update in awhile happy halloween go check out the new link of the day and ya pt 3 is done so check that out so ne ways stop reading if you r faint of heart no updates because ive been taking medicine cause i only "use the facilities" like once a week so hopefully that will happen more often


10/20/02 Im tired my body hurts i was in mexico working and ya well im back now and well go to my lab to see the horrible news and pt 3 was updated so here goes nothing i need sleep oh yess and advise for life dont play spades till 4am and then work

10/12/02 today is the day of ... well look around and do stuff like that then sing a song like this doum dom dummm doa do a ddaola la oo hall OH YA take a look at the hall of turbo the cozmo


10/9/02 a shorter update but some new rarities ya and a couple little changes to most pages soo go to the massage bored and oh wait something shiney


its some day in oct i don know the actual date but ya well so ne ways there is now deadly photos so go and go to the massage bored you wierdo all the other octopusses are doing it


OCTOBER first wowsers i cant believe its already october well ne ways some new pics up i figure thats all you look at ne ways GO TO THE MASSAGE BORED OVER THERE >>>>>


9/29/02 practically perfect in everyway tar ra ra boom de ay tar ra rar boom de ay im henry the eight i am henry the eight i am i am look at everything cause thats what you want to do i got married to the widow next door she's been married seven times before--- hip noses


9/27/02 ok so its the 26th, but whose gonna know tomorrys my birthday check out the the get outta hea and the deadly picture and well every page pretty much got an update yes it did and theres a massage bored so leave a massage click over there ----->


9/24/02 ONE TWO WORDED WORD SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONRETARD follow the photos to your destiny


9/22/02 SO MUCH DONE i dont believe that I do this much stuf basically for no one. So if you are here you are worth so much because I spend minutes upon minutes updating this site its practically been 15 Check out the Laboratory


9/18/02 Again with the updates I cant believe it's not Turbo spray quote the fabio whoa here he comes watch out boy he'll chew you up on the costom page


9/17/02 Its that time again time to give small children weedwackers no wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us the update that was done today


9/12/02 SOOO Much new stuff it's like your birthday blow out the candles


9/10/02 The TurboCozmo files were born

What is this place THE MASSAGE BORED
Where am i and what are the TurboCozmo Files


THE MASSAGE BORED

What should be here
no what is here

AN ARCHIVE FILE WILL BE COMING


WELL WELL WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT ANOTHER UPDATE TODAY. WELL AT LEAST RYAN DID SO I CANT KEEP THE FANS WAITING.
ANYWAYS IM NOT BEING THAT LAZY. EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT.
OK I DID SOME EXCITING STUFF TODAY LIKE WRITE A PAPER BUT THIS ISNT MY BLOG RING SO WHY AM I WRITING THIS OH WELL LOOK AROUND BE AMAZED GO AWAY AND COME BACK BE AMAZED AGAIN.
YOU SURE ARE SPECIAL

BLOG ME
YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY LOCAL BLOGING (ONLINE DIARY THINGY AT http://www.xang.com/turbocozmo i noticed that i could shorten it to that thank you for my stupidity... YOUR WELCOME.

Owen
This is my nephew he is now 9 months..
ain't he cute


As you should have noticed this is non other than the 60 ft woman from mars
MAIL IS HERE NO MAIL IS THERE

 
   
 

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